Sorry MIIS, It's Not You, It's Me

Here's some geek humor. A buddy of mine sent me an old email correspondence I had with him back in 2006 (back when ILM, I mean FIM, was MIIS). I was doing my best to get him going on the training path on the product, and this is what he wrote me after doing MIIS dirty:

Now if you'll excuse me I have to go speak to MIIS. I think it's mad at me cuz I haven't touched it for so long (it's starting to feel that I think it's ugly). It's my fault actually, I met someone named Tivoli at a party and we really hit it off. You know when you have that connection instantly? Anyway, since then MIIS and I haven't been speaking much outside of the daily niceties a couple stuck in a rut routinely exchange. Both of us know it's a facade, but we maintain it, almost mockingly, for the sake of the little Management Agents we have running around. To make them Disconnectors now, would be devastating to business continuity.

As a side note, he still doesn't know MIIS/ILM/FIM. "If-you-don't-know-me-by-now..." :)